Oh stereotypes... The human race is so judgemental at times. How sad... But everyone falls under a category. Let's see here... Bold the stereotypes that apply to you.
I'm American, so I must be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I'm a Negro, so I must carry a gun.
I'm Jamaican, so I must smoke weed.
I'm Haitian, so I must eat cats.
I'm Asian, so I must be a nerd who does homework 24/7.
I'm Middle-Eastern, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a convenience store.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire and scream like a savage.I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm Columbian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with sandals.
I'm Italian, so I must belong on Jersey Shore.
I'm Egyptian, so I must have a pet camel.
I'm Russian, so I must have a nuclear bomb.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I must be conceited.
I'm black, so I must love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm a white person who has black friends, so I must think I'm black.
I'm Southern, so I must be white trash.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.
I speak my mind, so I must be a b****.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.
I'm black, so I must believe Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm not Christian, so I must need converting.I'm atheist, so I must hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals.
I'm a Republican, so I must have no sympathy for poor people.
I'm a Democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm liberal, so I must be gay.
I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.
I like to eat, so I must be a fat slob.
I'm rich, so I must be a snob.
I'm not rich, so I must steal everything I have.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm goth, so I must worship the devil.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm a virgin, so I must be prude.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be easy.
I'm single, so I must be ugly.
I dye my hair, so I must be seeking attention.
I hang out with smokers and drinkers, therefore, I must smoke and drink.
I have straight A's, so I must have no social life.
I'm shy, so I must be weird.
I wear what I want, so I must be a poser.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be an outcast.
I'm preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie or Hollister.
I watch cartoons, so I must be immature.
I believe, therefore I am.
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