Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Stereotypes, they're bad

Oh stereotypes... The human race is so judgemental at times. How sad... But everyone falls under a category. Let's see here... Bold the stereotypes that apply to you.

I'm American, so I must be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I'm a Negro, so I must carry a gun.

I'm Jamaican, so I must smoke weed.

I'm Haitian, so I must eat cats.

I'm Asian, so I must be a nerd who does homework 24/7.

I'm Middle-Eastern, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.

I'm Indian, so I must own a convenience store.

I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire and scream like a savage.I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm Columbian, so I must be a drug dealer.

I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with sandals.

I'm Italian, so I must belong on Jersey Shore.

I'm Egyptian, so I must have a pet camel.

I'm Russian, so I must have a nuclear bomb.

I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big butt.

I'm Puerto Rican, so I must be conceited.

I'm black, so I must love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.

I'm a white person who has black friends, so I must think I'm black.

I'm Southern, so I must be white trash.

I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.

I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.

I speak my mind, so I must be a b****.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.

I'm black, so I must believe Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm not Christian, so I must need converting.I'm atheist, so I must hate the world.

I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals.

I'm a Republican, so I must have no sympathy for poor people.

I'm a Democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.

I'm liberal, so I must be gay.

I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.

I like to eat, so I must be a fat slob.

I'm rich, so I must be a snob.

I'm not rich, so I must steal everything I have.

I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.

I'm goth, so I must worship the devil.

I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.

I'm a virgin, so I must be prude.

I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.

I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.

I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be easy.

I'm single, so I must be ugly.

I dye my hair, so I must be seeking attention.

I hang out with smokers and drinkers, therefore, I must smoke and drink.

I have straight A's, so I must have no social life.

I'm shy, so I must be weird.

I wear what I want, so I must be a poser.

I'm not like everyone else, so I must be an outcast.

I'm preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie or Hollister.

I watch cartoons, so I must be immature.

I believe, therefore I am.

Saturday, 3 September 2011

Okay, So I've Been Cheating A Bit >.>

So, in the last post I said it would take me awhile to get to Itachi's death, but I've been kind of cheating occasionally to get the chapters out faster by releasing three instead of two some weeks. I'm terrible right? So, I've been going over future plot lines, and I think this story is really going to take off when you guys learn the big...secret. I won't say it, because it's a spoiler, but I warn you, it's huge! You guys are ganna freak. *Insert evil smile here*. Anyways, thanks for reading? If you are reading? I don't know, whatever. XD.

Friday, 29 July 2011

Okay, so this is where I am at.

I must say, that I got really sad when writing in Itachi's death. I really wish someone so great didn't die. He's an amazing character. *takes hat off for Kishimoto* So a lot of you have been asking who Hikari is going to end up with. I don't really feel like it's a spoiler, because most people (unless you know nothing about Naruto Shippuden) know what happens to Itachi. Anyways, it's not too hard to guess who she is going to end up with. However, it's not going to be a sudden switch, it's going to take time. So I hope you guys enjoy the chapters when they're released, unfortunately, I only update weekly, and the actual written copy is like fifteen chapters ahead, so...It's going to take approximately seven weeks until you get there. This is just a friendly heads up though. :)

Thursday, 28 July 2011

Okay, so I've never done this before...

       So, hello everyone. I created this blog because on one of the sites I write fan-fiction on, I asked if they wanted me to create a blog in order to update about my stories and get to know me a little better. So here is that blog. I really hope this catches on and people are interested in reading it. Anyways, so how about some updates?
       A few of people have asked me my update schedule, but sign in anonymously, so I can never reply back. Well, I tend to update every Sunday because of school. I'm out for the summer, so I was thinking I might decide to update twice a week? Thursdays and Sundays? How to people feel about this? Normally I post two chapters on Sunday, so I was thinking if I post twice a week, I'll post one each day. Any thoughts on this?                                                                                                                          
      Give me a shout on this, okay? Thanks. If you have any questions about the story, let me know. Here is a link to my account, so if you're interested in Naruto fan-fiction, take a look.